why is it that as soon as I finally become content being single, and start loving it, everyone feels the need to try and set me up with someone?

I love you all, and I know that you are just looking out for my best interest, but PLEASE, stop trying to set me up with every guy that you think is a great match because he’s taller than me.
in no way shape or form am I ready to be someone’s girlfriend right now. and I don’t think I can see myself being ready for that any time soon..

…uummm, wasn’t being single supposed to make my love life simpler? what the heck!